Not used to having my comments minuted

"P expressed concern at the way these changes had been implemented without regard to staff views on their possible effects."

- Remarks made by me at team meeting last week, according to the official minutes.

"It's like being in an aeroplane when you've got a creeping suspicion it's been hijacked by people who want to crash it into a skyscraper."

- What I actually said about the Council's management style.