We'll be right back after these words...

It's strange how time can be relative. Einstein once said that if you talk to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Whereas if you sit on a hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour.

Apart from revealing a little too much about the great man's tastes, he was certainly right about that. And take Bulldog Communications, who consider "Week of the 16th of August" to mean "12th September". Our installation date is slipping back, and it slipped back a little further when I pressed our sales rep on the point.

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.