Got to buy fireworks!

After this weekend the Post Office is going to be flogging off its surplus stock of fireworks. And Rat Boys will be converging on my back garden to set them off. Which means I have to buy some.

My theory is that the more tickets responsible people like me and Brother buy- the fewer there'll be for Watford Rat Boys to misuse. Fewer for them to stick up exhaust pipes and electricity substations.

Just think: I get to make the world a safer place. By setting off explosions. Yay.

I call it the Bush Argument.