OK, so I wrote the letter. I can't help it. It's Mr Fusion's fault, he made the fantastic point:

you're not presenting opinions that an old man would give. So
why let them have the voice?

But I did leave out my favourite bit, which I'll reproduce here:

"Maybe Mr Stockdill may wish to check his facts and form a coherent arguement, rather than relying on assumptions and personalised attacks.

The senile old nazi.'