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Working in and around Borehamwood, you can spend a lot of time tutting self-righteously at single drivers chugging along in an urban tractor. And now it's maybe time to do something about it.

So http://www.wastemonsters.org.uk/ seems to be the answer. The classic SUV ticket, redesigned for an audience that calls them 4x4s.

Time to fire up the photocopier.