Great moments in my secretarial career

I've been taunted for the past two months by the Big Red Tray. The idea behind setting it up was fine- I have to do a lot of filing, and so rather than leaving it in a pile on my desk to pile up during social work emergencies I solved the problem. I piled it all up in a big red tray.

So with a three inch thick pile of paperwork testament to my failure, I solved the problem again. I abolished the tray.

Now it's all in a little black briefcase. There's still the same amount of filing, but now no-one can see it. Problem solved.