Found out the name of Zoe and Rob's baby- they had a girl called Dallas Rebecca. So pleased for them.

OK, how long before my cool cynicism cracks and I start making baby noises instead? It's already happened once this week! There's something about talking to a baby, for a second you know a whole new language, the best way to communicate with this person. And yet to the bemused observer, you're standing there going "GoogooGOO" and "hsthyoodere. Heeessyyooothere lilll onne!"

It's a bit like speaking in tongues. It's amazing how babies seem to cast a spell on the people around them.