We are an uncle!

I was woken yesterday morning by a text from Brother containing great news. It said "You owe me a fiver shagwit." I took that to mean that the baby had been born.

Yep, Big Sister gave birth yesterday to a little boy called Harry. She assures me he's very cute, albeit with a slightly misshapen head after a fairly brutal sounding delivery. And I'm now dying to meet him and send lots of love and congratulations to the new little family. Whilst taking loads of pictures.

And all my behaviour last night can be explained by the fact that I was wetting the baby's head. And smoking the baby's head too, as I remember...